I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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