id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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