I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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