Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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