do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
