If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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