I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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