Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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