She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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