Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
