So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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Never make eye contact in a devil's three way
that's what i was gonna say
What's eifel towering?
Avatar is fake and that movie is awesome. So why can't you appreciate a fake text every now and then?
I think Eiffel towering is sexy
Rainbow cookies for you!
Call me old fashioned, but I would never have sex with a girl when there was another naked guy there, especially if it's someone I know. That's just weird. Whatever happened to just two people hooking up?
Sooo a girl who is up for this is a whore? But the two guys are .... What?,... Pure as the driven snow ??
I did an Eiffel Tower in Paris, France with a view of the real Eiffel Tower out the window.
It's a pig roast but then the guys high five
OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAAAZY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE!!!
people need to lighten up. who cares "if it's fake"
it's still mildly entertaining. so shut up.<3
I honestly wanna try this..... :)
Yeah this would be a far better situation if it were two girls.
I don't think people are thinking this is fake because of the actual position. They think it's fake because it's worded like a pre pubescent virgin wrote it.
call me old fashioned but any girl up for this must be a whore... simple as that
Yeah that does sound disconcerting. At that point I would have looked him in the eye smile and told him, "you're next". Either he'd leave or I'd leave and that bein dependent upon his reaction.
9:09 I'm surry I didnit spill thut currectly. It's just hurd to type and bang yur sister at the saame tine.
You do NOT make eye contact in a mmf.
In my day we called it airtight!
5:40, the irony about you whining about someone whining.
Still a good story though... Oh, wait.
quit hating on my man, your all just jealous cause none of you will ever have a 3-some. good job bro.
Can someone explain this to me
Chuck norris once had sex with a girl in front of a mirror. His reflection literally grew a boner and she sucked him off. He then high-fived is reflection. Paris caught word of this and immediatly constructed the eiffel tower to honor him. Chuck then went to italy and kicked the tower of pisa (now leaning) because the italians were outdone in their monument to him.
Go kill yourself.
See - it CAN be funny, after all!
She's a keeper. Note the sarcasm.
You know that deep down you probably would rather not have the girl there. It's ok to love your buddy.
I think you and your buddy should just get really drunk and fuck, and get it overwith! And the girl you towered should operate the video camera!
6:58 can't answer you b/c he's currently the _ in the /_\
7:14 submits fake texts to this website all the time.
Why is it so hard to believe? I've been there . When the chick is moaning while she sucks me off is freaking in sane. Better than a hummer
Yea good job 426- cause every "non-slut" wants a double dicking, to eat out another girl, AND brags about her cock-master ability- if you're not now, you're about 6 months from being a stripper-
Anyone who reads this shit or posts here is an absolute moron.
5:16, anyone can make up shit. Theres no point in reading a story like this if it's not true, which it clearly isn't. And 5:25, eiffel towering is when one guy fucks a girl from behind while shes blowing another guy infront of her.
There should be an age limit for tfln. V
So does that make you a moron too 7:40?
Could this sound ANYMORE fucking fake? I mean the mods have honestly hit an all time low with this one. This was without a doubt written by a 12 year old who just learned what eiffel towering was for the first time. All hope has been lost for this site to ever be funny again.
4:26 is Brianna from FML
5:35, you are awesome.
ok just because some of you have never known the wonders of a three some doesn't mean everyone who talks about it is lying. go out buy yourselves some hookers and get educated. seriously.
Bros shall not make eye contact during a devil's threeway
Eiffel towers can still work with 2 chicks. This is just the homo version.
Yeah, tag-teaming a chic with another dude would be unsettling I think.
Yeah...this is why i only have sex with men.
I have always wanted to try an eiffel tower and maybe a 3some with another girl, but I do not consider myself a slut. Just curious, plus I love to give head, makes me hotter than anything else to have that kind of control to get the guy off.
Oprah- kill. Angelina Jolie-fuck. Beyonce- Marry.
Mmmm... I miss girls. I'm so sick of everyone getting called a slut- you realize that when you toss that word around, girls don't even want to get with girls anymore. Settling for guys just isn't as good. So all you people who call everyone on this site a slut, shut up!
Ew. That girl has problems...
Rhode island niggah !!!
So the OP can suck it. And by it I mean chucks dick.
Chuk norris did this with himself and mary, yes the jesus mommy, in the middle. And thats how jesus was born.
you spelled "now" as "mow," 7:14. That was stupid of you, huh?
Make sure you don't fuckup when you're ranting. We'll be watching!
7:18 has never had a 3-some or been with a hooker.
Pass it on.
Any woman who would agree to something like this is a gutter slut.
6:00 there aren't too many characters if it is from an iPhone. No limit on characters for iPhone.
What's Eiffel towering?
I've had a couple 3somes with 2 girls and 2 guy the 2 girls are fun but there's something hot about a chick taking on 2 dicks at once. I know I would reather watch a porn with a mms 3aome than a ffm 3aome
That's why I prefer the "Wobbly H."
5:30 is a narrow minded virgin who hasn't seen a vagina in real life let alone a threesome.
5:41 is most definitely a douche bag
Threesomes with two guys aren't akward if you don't make eye contact
Kill one, fuck one, marry one; oprah, angelina Jolie, beyonce gooooooooo
Ok I have a really stupid question... Does that mean the girl is standing or how does that work? No I'm not a virgin and I have tried different positions but I have never felt the urge to be a slut and fuck two guys at once...
11:56 that means that 5:43's gf is at another party without him.
What's an Eiffel tower?
no eye contact in a devils threeway!
5:33 because thats SUPPOSED to be fake you moron. These are supposed to be texts about crazy shit that happened the night before. If it never actually happened then it's not funny. You probably submitted this stupid shit.
Condoms are for sailers
eiffel tower me!!!!
and by "wonders of a threesome" I mean "receiving anal sex," of course.
Wanted to clear that up for y'all.
@ 5:14 who gives a damn there are still other funny ones to read every now and then. If you think this site is doomed or whatever then leave and stop whining. Just because it's not funny to you doesn't mean it's not funny in general, fake or not.
Faaaaaaaaags!!!!! Hahahaha there prolly was no girl
This might help if you don't know what Eiffel Towering is : bit.ly/7Au4jN !
Fck Angelina, marry oprah, kill beyonce.
Best game ever!!
the problem with the text is he said just finished like they just got done and he immediately texted sum1 about it?? bullshit
Hey 7:17 remember that one time when telling people to go kill themselves was funny? Yea me either.
Lol yep been there... If it weren't me an my best friend who couldn't believe it even happened, it would be a very awk situationn
Bro Code: There is no eye contact in a devil's threeway...
doesn't someone have to take a picture?
Hmmm this sounds oddly familiar.. sure ur not from the 614?
@5:30 what does guy guy guy guy girl =
Hey 6:58 if you keep talking shit I'll effiel tower your mother tonight.
Me and the school janitor "Leaning Tower of Pisa'd" the lunch lady one time in high school.
8:07 u have a guy fuck u from behind and than u blow the other guy at the same time. But to make I. The Eiffel tower they need to hi 5 over u. I don't think if a chick fucks 2 guys at once she's a slut. I think it's pretty hot
Aren't you suppose to arm wrestle on her back?
11:17, weak Blow quote, your vag stinks
What is Eiffel towering mean?
Seriously. It's weird.
Eiffel towering is when one dude hits the gi doggy style and another hits the mouth. they high five at the top to make an eiffel tower but after that it's just awk. eye contact
7:05, your e-penis must be so tiny if you actually just used a mom joke over tfln. Please, just go kill yourself to make your parents feel better for not getting an abortion.
I bet they both have freshly shaved tiny dicks..
Condoms are for sailers
I like the drinking bird. Girl riding reversed cowgirl and leans forward to give bj. It reminds me of the bird that bobs back and forth dipping it's beak in the glass of water
my cell allows 918 characters in a text (but it probably breaks it up into various texts for other people). Also... I'm having a 3-some with 2 guys soon... so it's not like it's impossible for this to be true.
Personally I think sex w 2 girls is way worse than 2 guys. I mean, the guy isn't gonna stop to change his condom everytime he changes girls, right? Personal opinnion
2:19 awesome! Hahahaha