So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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What's eifel towering?
Avatar is a documentary filmed in real time.
Never make eye contact in a devil's three way
that's what i was gonna say
Avatar is fake and that movie is awesome. So why can't you appreciate a fake text every now and then?
I think Eiffel towering is sexy
Call me old fashioned, but I would never have sex with a girl when there was another naked guy there, especially if it's someone I know. That's just weird. Whatever happened to just two people hooking up?
Yeah this would be a far better situation if it were two girls.
OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAAAZY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE!!!
Sooo a girl who is up for this is a whore? But the two guys are .... What?,... Pure as the driven snow ??
I honestly wanna try this..... :)
Rainbow cookies for you!
I did an Eiffel Tower in Paris, France with a view of the real Eiffel Tower out the window.
It's a pig roast but then the guys high five
I don't think people are thinking this is fake because of the actual position. They think it's fake because it's worded like a pre pubescent virgin wrote it.
people need to lighten up. who cares "if it's fake"
it's still mildly entertaining. so shut up.<3
Yeah that does sound disconcerting. At that point I would have looked him in the eye smile and told him, "you're next". Either he'd leave or I'd leave and that bein dependent upon his reaction.
quit hating on my man, your all just jealous cause none of you will ever have a 3-some. good job bro.
call me old fashioned but any girl up for this must be a whore... simple as that
You do NOT make eye contact in a mmf.
9:09 I'm surry I didnit spill thut currectly. It's just hurd to type and bang yur sister at the saame tine.
She's a keeper. Note the sarcasm.
Still a good story though... Oh, wait.
Can someone explain this to me
5:40, the irony about you whining about someone whining.
In my day we called it airtight!
6:58 can't answer you b/c he's currently the _ in the /_\
Yea good job 426- cause every "non-slut" wants a double dicking, to eat out another girl, AND brags about her cock-master ability- if you're not now, you're about 6 months from being a stripper-
7:14 submits fake texts to this website all the time.
Chuck norris once had sex with a girl in front of a mirror. His reflection literally grew a boner and she sucked him off. He then high-fived is reflection. Paris caught word of this and immediatly constructed the eiffel tower to honor him. Chuck then went to italy and kicked the tower of pisa (now leaning) because the italians were outdone in their monument to him.
Condoms are for sailers
I think you and your buddy should just get really drunk and fuck, and get it overwith! And the girl you towered should operate the video camera!
Go kill yourself.
See - it CAN be funny, after all!
You know that deep down you probably would rather not have the girl there. It's ok to love your buddy.
There should be an age limit for tfln. V
5:16, anyone can make up shit. Theres no point in reading a story like this if it's not true, which it clearly isn't. And 5:25, eiffel towering is when one guy fucks a girl from behind while shes blowing another guy infront of her.
4:26 is Brianna from FML
Why is it so hard to believe? I've been there . When the chick is moaning while she sucks me off is freaking in sane. Better than a hummer
Could this sound ANYMORE fucking fake? I mean the mods have honestly hit an all time low with this one. This was without a doubt written by a 12 year old who just learned what eiffel towering was for the first time. All hope has been lost for this site to ever be funny again.
Yeah, tag-teaming a chic with another dude would be unsettling I think.
So does that make you a moron too 7:40?
Anyone who reads this shit or posts here is an absolute moron.
5:35, you are awesome.
Any woman who would agree to something like this is a gutter slut.
ok just because some of you have never known the wonders of a three some doesn't mean everyone who talks about it is lying. go out buy yourselves some hookers and get educated. seriously.
I have always wanted to try an eiffel tower and maybe a 3some with another girl, but I do not consider myself a slut. Just curious, plus I love to give head, makes me hotter than anything else to have that kind of control to get the guy off.
you spelled "now" as "mow," 7:14. That was stupid of you, huh?
Make sure you don't fuckup when you're ranting. We'll be watching!
Rhode island niggah !!!
Bros shall not make eye contact during a devil's threeway
Hey 6:58 if you keep talking shit I'll effiel tower your mother tonight.
Hmmm this sounds oddly familiar.. sure ur not from the 614?
Chuk norris did this with himself and mary, yes the jesus mommy, in the middle. And thats how jesus was born.
7:18 has never had a 3-some or been with a hooker.
Pass it on.
Eiffel towers can still work with 2 chicks. This is just the homo version.
What's Eiffel towering?
Yeah...this is why i only have sex with men.
Ew. That girl has problems...
So the OP can suck it. And by it I mean chucks dick.
@5:30 what does guy guy guy guy girl =
5:41 is most definitely a douche bag
6:00 there aren't too many characters if it is from an iPhone. No limit on characters for iPhone.
That's why I prefer the "Wobbly H."
Kill one, fuck one, marry one; oprah, angelina Jolie, beyonce gooooooooo
no eye contact in a devils threeway!
5:33 because thats SUPPOSED to be fake you moron. These are supposed to be texts about crazy shit that happened the night before. If it never actually happened then it's not funny. You probably submitted this stupid shit.
Oprah- kill. Angelina Jolie-fuck. Beyonce- Marry.
Mmmm... I miss girls. I'm so sick of everyone getting called a slut- you realize that when you toss that word around, girls don't even want to get with girls anymore. Settling for guys just isn't as good. So all you people who call everyone on this site a slut, shut up!
Fck Angelina, marry oprah, kill beyonce.
Best game ever!!
Hey 7:17 remember that one time when telling people to go kill themselves was funny? Yea me either.
I've had a couple 3somes with 2 girls and 2 guy the 2 girls are fun but there's something hot about a chick taking on 2 dicks at once. I know I would reather watch a porn with a mms 3aome than a ffm 3aome
What's an Eiffel tower?
5:30 is a narrow minded virgin who hasn't seen a vagina in real life let alone a threesome.
Threesomes with two guys aren't akward if you don't make eye contact
11:56 that means that 5:43's gf is at another party without him.
@ 5:14 who gives a damn there are still other funny ones to read every now and then. If you think this site is doomed or whatever then leave and stop whining. Just because it's not funny to you doesn't mean it's not funny in general, fake or not.
the problem with the text is he said just finished like they just got done and he immediately texted sum1 about it?? bullshit
eiffel tower me!!!!
doesn't someone have to take a picture?
Bro Code: There is no eye contact in a devil's threeway...
Lol yep been there... If it weren't me an my best friend who couldn't believe it even happened, it would be a very awk situationn
Aren't you suppose to arm wrestle on her back?
Faaaaaaaaags!!!!! Hahahaha there prolly was no girl
and by "wonders of a threesome" I mean "receiving anal sex," of course.
Wanted to clear that up for y'all.
This might help if you don't know what Eiffel Towering is : bit.ly/7Au4jN !
Ok I have a really stupid question... Does that mean the girl is standing or how does that work? No I'm not a virgin and I have tried different positions but I have never felt the urge to be a slut and fuck two guys at once...
Me and the school janitor "Leaning Tower of Pisa'd" the lunch lady one time in high school.
What is Eiffel towering mean?
Seriously. It's weird.
11:17, weak Blow quote, your vag stinks
8:07 u have a guy fuck u from behind and than u blow the other guy at the same time. But to make I. The Eiffel tower they need to hi 5 over u. I don't think if a chick fucks 2 guys at once she's a slut. I think it's pretty hot
7:05, your e-penis must be so tiny if you actually just used a mom joke over tfln. Please, just go kill yourself to make your parents feel better for not getting an abortion.
Eiffel towering is when one dude hits the gi doggy style and another hits the mouth. they high five at the top to make an eiffel tower but after that it's just awk. eye contact
I bet they both have freshly shaved tiny dicks..
my cell allows 918 characters in a text (but it probably breaks it up into various texts for other people). Also... I'm having a 3-some with 2 guys soon... so it's not like it's impossible for this to be true.
Personally I think sex w 2 girls is way worse than 2 guys. I mean, the guy isn't gonna stop to change his condom everytime he changes girls, right? Personal opinnion
I like the drinking bird. Girl riding reversed cowgirl and leans forward to give bj. It reminds me of the bird that bobs back and forth dipping it's beak in the glass of water
Condoms are for sailers
2:19 awesome! Hahahaha