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  • Avatar is a documentary filmed in real time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:35pm
  • What's eifel towering?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:04pm
  • Never make eye contact in a devil's three way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:31pm
  • Avatar is fake and that movie is awesome. So why can't you appreciate a fake text every now and then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:33pm
  • I think Eiffel towering is sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:15pm
  • Rainbow cookies for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Call me old fashioned, but I would never have sex with a girl when there was another naked guy there, especially if it's someone I know. That's just weird. Whatever happened to just two people hooking up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:25pm
  • OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAAAZY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:25pm
  • Sooo a girl who is up for this is a whore? But the two guys are .... What?,... Pure as the driven snow ??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:17pm
  • I honestly wanna try this..... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:05pm
  • I did an Eiffel Tower in Paris, France with a view of the real Eiffel Tower out the window.

    Submitted by dreklo86 on Jan 11, 10 at 1:39pm
  • I don't think people are thinking this is fake because of the actual position. They think it's fake because it's worded like a pre pubescent virgin wrote it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:35pm
  • It's a pig roast but then the guys high five Random..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:42pm
  • people need to lighten up. who cares "if it's fake" it's still mildly entertaining. so shut up.<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:16pm
  • Yeah this would be a far better situation if it were two girls.

    Submitted by bonfiredb on Jan 11, 10 at 8:56am
  • Yeah that does sound disconcerting. At that point I would have looked him in the eye smile and told him, "you're next". Either he'd leave or I'd leave and that bein dependent upon his reaction.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:19pm
  • call me old fashioned but any girl up for this must be a whore... simple as that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:15pm
  • 9:09 I'm surry I didnit spill thut currectly. It's just hurd to type and bang yur sister at the saame tine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:19pm
  • In my day we called it airtight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:48pm
  • quit hating on my man, your all just jealous cause none of you will ever have a 3-some. good job bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:20pm
  • You do NOT make eye contact in a mmf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:32pm
  • Still a good story though... Oh, wait.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:01pm
  • Can someone explain this to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:03pm
  • She's a keeper. Note the sarcasm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:54am
  • 5:40, the irony about you whining about someone whining.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:59pm
  • Chuck norris once had sex with a girl in front of a mirror. His reflection literally grew a boner and she sucked him off. He then high-fived is reflection. Paris caught word of this and immediatly constructed the eiffel tower to honor him. Chuck then went to italy and kicked the tower of pisa (now leaning) because the italians were outdone in their monument to him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:55am
  • 6:58 can't answer you b/c he's currently the _ in the /_\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:08pm
  • 7:14 submits fake texts to this website all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:17pm
  • I think you and your buddy should just get really drunk and fuck, and get it overwith! And the girl you towered should operate the video camera!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:57pm
  • 7:28: Go kill yourself. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH See - it CAN be funny, after all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:34pm
  • You know that deep down you probably would rather not have the girl there. It's ok to love your buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:00pm
  • Yea good job 426- cause every "non-slut" wants a double dicking, to eat out another girl, AND brags about her cock-master ability- if you're not now, you're about 6 months from being a stripper-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:26am
  • 5:16, anyone can make up shit. Theres no point in reading a story like this if it's not true, which it clearly isn't. And 5:25, eiffel towering is when one guy fucks a girl from behind while shes blowing another guy infront of her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:26pm
  • 4:26 is Brianna from FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:56pm
  • So does that make you a moron too 7:40?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:42pm
  • Why is it so hard to believe? I've been there . When the chick is moaning while she sucks me off is freaking in sane. Better than a hummer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:41pm
  • Yeah, tag-teaming a chic with another dude would be unsettling I think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:42am
  • Anyone who reads this shit or posts here is an absolute moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:40pm
  • There should be an age limit for tfln. V

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:36pm
  • 5:35, you are awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:32pm
  • ok just because some of you have never known the wonders of a three some doesn't mean everyone who talks about it is lying. go out buy yourselves some hookers and get educated. seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:18pm
  • Could this sound ANYMORE fucking fake? I mean the mods have honestly hit an all time low with this one. This was without a doubt written by a 12 year old who just learned what eiffel towering was for the first time. All hope has been lost for this site to ever be funny again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:14pm
  • Bros shall not make eye contact during a devil's threeway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:48pm
  • Condoms are for sailers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:30am
  • I have always wanted to try an eiffel tower and maybe a 3some with another girl, but I do not consider myself a slut. Just curious, plus I love to give head, makes me hotter than anything else to have that kind of control to get the guy off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:26am
  • Chuk norris did this with himself and mary, yes the jesus mommy, in the middle. And thats how jesus was born.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:51am
  • you spelled "now" as "mow," 7:14. That was stupid of you, huh? Make sure you don't fuckup when you're ranting. We'll be watching! -Grammar Nazis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:17pm
  • Rhode island niggah !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:25pm
  • 7:18 has never had a 3-some or been with a hooker. Pass it on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:20pm
  • Eiffel towers can still work with 2 chicks. This is just the homo version.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:42am
  • Oprah- kill. Angelina Jolie-fuck. Beyonce- Marry. Mmmm... I miss girls. I'm so sick of everyone getting called a slut- you realize that when you toss that word around, girls don't even want to get with girls anymore. Settling for guys just isn't as good. So all you people who call everyone on this site a slut, shut up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:50am
  • Ew. That girl has problems...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Yeah...this is why i only have sex with men.

    Submitted by Lily on Jan 11, 10 at 12:28pm
  • So the OP can suck it. And by it I mean chucks dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:56am
  • 6:00 there aren't too many characters if it is from an iPhone. No limit on characters for iPhone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:20pm
  • Any woman who would agree to something like this is a gutter slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:59pm
  • What's Eiffel towering?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:25pm
  • That's why I prefer the "Wobbly H."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:39pm
  • What's an Eiffel tower?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:15pm
  • Kill one, fuck one, marry one; oprah, angelina Jolie, beyonce gooooooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:14pm
  • no eye contact in a devils threeway!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:23pm
  • 5:33 because thats SUPPOSED to be fake you moron. These are supposed to be texts about crazy shit that happened the night before. If it never actually happened then it's not funny. You probably submitted this stupid shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:58pm
  • Julia Berezowski?

    Submitted by pierce9569 on Jul 16, 10 at 10:19pm
  • Fck Angelina, marry oprah, kill beyonce. Best game ever!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:05pm
  • 5:41 is most definitely a douche bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Threesomes with two guys aren't akward if you don't make eye contact

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:09am
  • I've had a couple 3somes with 2 girls and 2 guy the 2 girls are fun but there's something hot about a chick taking on 2 dicks at once. I know I would reather watch a porn with a mms 3aome than a ffm 3aome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:26am
  • 11:56 that means that 5:43's gf is at another party without him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:03am
  • 5:30 is a narrow minded virgin who hasn't seen a vagina in real life let alone a threesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:44pm
  • @ 5:14 who gives a damn there are still other funny ones to read every now and then. If you think this site is doomed or whatever then leave and stop whining. Just because it's not funny to you doesn't mean it's not funny in general, fake or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:40pm
  • 531 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:08pm
  • Ok I have a really stupid question... Does that mean the girl is standing or how does that work? No I'm not a virgin and I have tried different positions but I have never felt the urge to be a slut and fuck two guys at once...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:07am
  • @5:30 what does guy guy guy guy girl =

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:56pm
  • eiffel tower me!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:28pm
  • and by "wonders of a threesome" I mean "receiving anal sex," of course. Wanted to clear that up for y'all. -7:18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:23pm
  • doesn't someone have to take a picture?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:44pm
  • Bro Code: There is no eye contact in a devil's threeway...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:04pm
  • the problem with the text is he said just finished like they just got done and he immediately texted sum1 about it?? bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:48pm
  • Hey 7:17 remember that one time when telling people to go kill themselves was funny? Yea me either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:28pm
  • Lol yep been there... If it weren't me an my best friend who couldn't believe it even happened, it would be a very awk situationn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:43am
  • Hmmm this sounds oddly familiar.. sure ur not from the 614?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:33pm
  • Faaaaaaaaags!!!!! Hahahaha there prolly was no girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:17pm
  • Hey 6:58 if you keep talking shit I'll effiel tower your mother tonight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:05pm
  • This might help if you don't know what Eiffel Towering is : bit.ly/7Au4jN !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:35am
  • Me and the school janitor "Leaning Tower of Pisa'd" the lunch lady one time in high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:22pm
  • Aren't you suppose to arm wrestle on her back?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:24pm
  • What is Eiffel towering mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:29pm
  • Seriously. It's weird.

    Submitted by Azrael28966 on May 18, 10 at 5:48pm
  • 11:17, weak Blow quote, your vag stinks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:53pm
  • 8:07 u have a guy fuck u from behind and than u blow the other guy at the same time. But to make I. The Eiffel tower they need to hi 5 over u. I don't think if a chick fucks 2 guys at once she's a slut. I think it's pretty hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:37am
  • 7:05, your e-penis must be so tiny if you actually just used a mom joke over tfln. Please, just go kill yourself to make your parents feel better for not getting an abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:17pm
  • Eiffel towering is when one dude hits the gi doggy style and another hits the mouth. they high five at the top to make an eiffel tower but after that it's just awk. eye contact

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:45pm
  • I bet they both have freshly shaved tiny dicks..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:31pm
  • my cell allows 918 characters in a text (but it probably breaks it up into various texts for other people). Also... I'm having a 3-some with 2 guys soon... so it's not like it's impossible for this to be true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:26pm
  • Personally I think sex w 2 girls is way worse than 2 guys. I mean, the guy isn't gonna stop to change his condom everytime he changes girls, right? Personal opinnion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:43am
  • I like the drinking bird. Girl riding reversed cowgirl and leans forward to give bj. It reminds me of the bird that bobs back and forth dipping it's beak in the glass of water

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:50pm
  • Condoms are for sailers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:30am
  • sick . Yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:04pm
  • 2:19 awesome! Hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:54pm
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