You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
