How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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