Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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