he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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