So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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