the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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