return my video game
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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