That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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