do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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