Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
