i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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