I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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