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  • 1:19.... wtf is wrong with degrading sex acts.... you know u probably enjoy a hot thumb up the ass from time to time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:08pm
  • One time I ate a pretzel while I was blindfolded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:14pm
  • is this a glory hole story??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Done it.. Classic. Love hos..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:14am
  • more like a pinky, but you can't tell when we're about to cum anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Guys are assholes when a girl offers sex to a guy she likes he wont fuck her he has to be an asshole about it and play games just to get her in bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Like a pink sock? I always wanted to know if that would actually work...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:20pm
  • 1:52pm: that's exactly what I was thinking! English you fuckin gook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:13pm
  • 2:30 if your girlfriend's screaming "i'm about to cum, i'm about to cum," she's probably just bored of faking it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Then how is this a blind date? The while purpose of a blind date is to date someone you've never met or encountered in your life. Thus text is almost as stupid as the person that wrote it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:03pm
  • One time I donkey punched someone while eating a pretzel!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Seriously, there's no need for a date, now is there?

    Submitted by mickeyhell on Dec 9, 10 at 4:06pm
  • It's even worse when the other person remembers every detail of your convos/sex and you blacked out about the whole night. Dating after meeting that way never works

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:30am
  • These pretzels make me thirsty -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:17pm
  • ㅇㅎㅎㄹㄱㅁㄴ해ㅣㅎ러ㅣㅠㅍ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Guys like 1:08 who have to joke about ridiculous, degrading sex acts are more than likely virgins or men who have to pay for sex. Pfft.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:19pm
  • 1:16, you do know glory holes are 99.9% of the time used by men with men?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:30pm
  • Been there..Fuck em then date em?! It happens!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:50am
  • she must be blind to date this guy... stupid stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:16pm
  • 2:28... actually its still pretty fucking racist. still a bigot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Fuck Gentlemen Broncos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:12pm
  • 2:16, if the guy you're with can't tell when you're about to cum, someone is doing something terribly wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:30pm
  • I'm thinking this dude probably banged this girl during a blackout. Thus it's like a blind date, might not remember her at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Bretts to big for the glory hole that's y all the guys like Brett

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:21pm
  • There is no need for a date!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:03pm
  • i totally get what this is like, one night stand but then he takes you out the next day, and you know nothing about each other. its pretty awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Brett uses garbage bags as condoms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:36pm
  • 2:13 actually that looks more like hieroglyphics than vietnamese. but nice try you fucking bigot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:24pm
  • 2:13 All men like like a thumb up the ass too. Remember, you have a prostate so it can be stimulated. Also, a thumb up the ass is not degrading. Donkey punches are fictional sex acts because only idiots would attempt it, or find it hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Whether they know it or not, all women thoroughly enjoy a thumb up their ass right before they cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:13pm
  • 2:24...actually it's Korean. Still Asian...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Blind Date my ass...... whats the purpose of going on a date... just take her back to your place and NAIL HER!!!!...... maybe a donkey punch as well! : D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:08pm
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