Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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1:19.... wtf is wrong with degrading sex acts.... you know u probably enjoy a hot thumb up the ass from time to time!
One time I ate a pretzel while I was blindfolded.
is this a glory hole story??
Done it.. Classic. Love hos..
more like a pinky, but you can't tell when we're about to cum anyway
Guys are assholes when a girl offers sex to a guy she likes he wont fuck her he has to be an asshole about it and play games just to get her in bed.
Like a pink sock? I always wanted to know if that would actually work...
1:52pm: that's exactly what I was thinking! English you fuckin gook.
2:30 if your girlfriend's screaming "i'm about to cum, i'm about to cum," she's probably just bored of faking it
Then how is this a blind date? The while purpose of a blind date is to date someone you've never met or encountered in your life. Thus text is almost as stupid as the person that wrote it.
One time I donkey punched someone while eating a pretzel!
Seriously, there's no need for a date, now is there?
It's even worse when the other person remembers every detail of your convos/sex and you blacked out about the whole night. Dating after meeting that way never works
These pretzels make me thirsty
Guys like 1:08 who have to joke about ridiculous, degrading sex acts are more than likely virgins or men who have to pay for sex. Pfft.
1:16, you do know glory holes are 99.9% of the time used by men with men?
Been there..Fuck em then date em?! It happens!
she must be blind to date this guy... stupid stuff
2:28... actually its still pretty fucking racist. still a bigot...
Fuck Gentlemen Broncos.
2:16, if the guy you're with can't tell when you're about to cum, someone is doing something terribly wrong.
I'm thinking this dude probably banged this girl during a blackout. Thus it's like a blind date, might not remember her at all.
Bretts to big for the glory hole that's y all the guys like Brett
There is no need for a date!
i totally get what this is like, one night stand but then he takes you out the next day, and you know nothing about each other. its pretty awkward.
Brett uses garbage bags as condoms
2:13 actually that looks more like hieroglyphics than vietnamese. but nice try you fucking bigot.
2:13 All men like like a thumb up the ass too. Remember, you have a prostate so it can be stimulated.
Also, a thumb up the ass is not degrading. Donkey punches are fictional sex acts because only idiots would attempt it, or find it hot.
Whether they know it or not, all women thoroughly enjoy a thumb up their ass right before they cum.
2:24...actually it's Korean. Still Asian...
Blind Date my ass...... whats the purpose of going on a date... just take her back to your place and NAIL HER!!!!...... maybe a donkey punch as well! : D