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  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:14pm

    One time I ate a pretzel while I was blindfolded.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:14am

    Done it.. Classic. Love hos..

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:08pm

    1:19.... wtf is wrong with degrading sex acts.... you know u probably enjoy a hot thumb up the ass from time to time!

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:19pm

    Guys like 1:08 who have to joke about ridiculous, degrading sex acts are more than likely virgins or men who have to pay for sex. Pfft.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:16pm

    is this a glory hole story??

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:17pm

    These pretzels make me thirsty -Crispy

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:07pm

    I'm thinking this dude probably banged this girl during a blackout. Thus it's like a blind date, might not remember her at all.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:19pm

    Guys are assholes when a girl offers sex to a guy she likes he wont fuck her he has to be an asshole about it and play games just to get her in bed.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:16pm

    more like a pinky, but you can't tell when we're about to cum anyway

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:13pm

    1:52pm: that's exactly what I was thinking! English you fuckin gook.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:16pm

    One time I donkey punched someone while eating a pretzel!

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:07pm

    2:13 All men like like a thumb up the ass too. Remember, you have a prostate so it can be stimulated. Also, a thumb up the ass is not degrading. Donkey punches are fictional sex acts because only idiots would attempt it, or find it hot.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:20pm

    Like a pink sock? I always wanted to know if that would actually work...

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:03pm

    Then how is this a blind date? The while purpose of a blind date is to date someone you've never met or encountered in your life. Thus text is almost as stupid as the person that wrote it.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:13pm

    i totally get what this is like, one night stand but then he takes you out the next day, and you know nothing about each other. its pretty awkward.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:12pm

    Fuck Gentlemen Broncos.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:30am

    It's even worse when the other person remembers every detail of your convos/sex and you blacked out about the whole night. Dating after meeting that way never works

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:16pm

    she must be blind to date this guy... stupid stuff

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:30pm

    1:16, you do know glory holes are 99.9% of the time used by men with men?

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:27pm

    2:30 if your girlfriend's screaming "i'm about to cum, i'm about to cum," she's probably just bored of faking it

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:36pm

    Brett uses garbage bags as condoms

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:03pm

    There is no need for a date!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:51pm

    2:28... actually its still pretty fucking racist. still a bigot...

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:52pm

    ㅇㅎㅎㄹㄱㅁㄴ해ㅣㅎ러ㅣㅠㅍ

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:30pm

    2:16, if the guy you're with can't tell when you're about to cum, someone is doing something terribly wrong.

  • 34 42
    Submitted by mickeyhell on Dec 9, 10 at 4:06pm

    Seriously, there's no need for a date, now is there?

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:21pm

    Bretts to big for the glory hole that's y all the guys like Brett

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:08pm

    Blind Date my ass...... whats the purpose of going on a date... just take her back to your place and NAIL HER!!!!...... maybe a donkey punch as well! : D

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:50am

    Been there..Fuck em then date em?! It happens!

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:24pm

    2:13 actually that looks more like hieroglyphics than vietnamese. but nice try you fucking bigot.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:28pm

    2:24...actually it's Korean. Still Asian...

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:13pm

    Whether they know it or not, all women thoroughly enjoy a thumb up their ass right before they cum.