5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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