i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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