You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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