Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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