I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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