So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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