morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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