yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just found a bag of teeth...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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