I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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