She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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