im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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