The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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