Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me