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  • 79 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:36am

    ahhh my highschool boyfriend did that to me!!! i shoulda dumped him right there haha

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:21pm

    And /that's/ how it didn't make it to 10 months.

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:49am

    i did the same thing to my gf

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:59am

    Pretzels make me thirsty.

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:45pm

    i think it was kind of like "we could've had a baby by now... thank god we didn't"

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:09am

    i'm sorry, thats just HOW YOU MEASURE THINGS!! its has nothing to do with actually having babies, it just means its been nine months!! i do it with everything. time till xmas...etc.

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:08pm

    someone fucked on the first date

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:46pm

    Lmao 2:08 ftw hahaha

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:42pm

    I told the same thing to my boyfriend when we hit 9 months. He punched me in the stomach.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by musicman11 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:22pm

    I always think about that!

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:48pm

    a friend of mine said this to me, now THAT is creepy

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:15pm

    It's not an anniversary if it hasn't been a year. Dumb asses.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:06pm

    I think that's a pleasant observation.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:19pm

    are you giving him anal by now? Or is the poop chute still off limits?

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:19am

    O_O haha break up now.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:18pm

    4.45 learn to spell her name!

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:12am

    Creepyyy

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:01am

    This would not work. Women are pregnant for 10 months, however they would have one in the oven.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:32am

    Isn't this from secret girlfriend?

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:35am

    omg! the exact same thing happened to me! Turned out that was creeper code talk for "I want you to have my baby"

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:31pm

    I love how there are two people claiming to be first and both are like 10th..

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:48pm

    At 9 months a baby is still developing it's lungs.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:16am

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:27pm

    LMFAO sucks BUT HILARIOUSSAS

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:15pm

    Haha! Happened to me. Had a baby right around our 10 month. It was pretty un-awesome at first but now I wouldn't trade it for anything.

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:07pm

    At least he remembered the anniversary and you didn't have a baby.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:05pm

    This is totally from Lamebook.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:32pm

    Lmao sad thing is I would say the same thing :P

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:00am

    In soviet Russia, babies have you.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:50am

    I agree with 11:48, do not cock deprive women

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:14pm

    hahahha omg this is really funny for me bc today is my 9 month anniversry and i told the same thing to my b4 hahaha

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:15pm

    I saw this on lamebook I think!

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:29am

    oddly enough, i think i've said the same thing to my bf...my bad. :p

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:13am

    I probably know this person, yay 401

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:00am

    I'm Rick James bitch

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:47am

    3:03 I don't understand why you're such a terd cutter. How bout shutting the fuck up?

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:23am

    Leave while you still can

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:03am

    An anniversary is an annual thing. It's not a monthly thing. Why don't people understand?

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:54am

    God! What a fucking dick!!!!!!!!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:54am

    1:04am that made me laugh

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:25am

    sounds JUST like my boyfriend. I know he'll say the same thing.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:36pm

    Hahaha my boyfriend said the same thing on our 9 month weird

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:30pm

    Charles Rutherford for says when the babys born it won't b urs, it'll b a crack baby fathered by Tyrone

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:38am

    Hahaha this is my TFLN! Still with the boyfriend and like 2:45 said, we could've had one by now, but didn't and thank god for that. All in good fun guys

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:58am

    Hahaha this is what I like to see, couples with a good sense of humor. Makes for a much healthier relationship

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:09pm

    ... i said that. not like an OMG BABYPLOX way, its just weird to think...

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:04am

    My bf of 4 years said that to me @ 9 months. We now have a running joke about our "baby" and it's hypothetical upbringing. It's a toddler and learned language from its only playmates, Furbies. This is why we will never have real children.

  • 35 59
    Submitted by babygirlnikki on Apr 11, 10 at 2:17am

    Dang that's funny. Good idea ahah

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:03am

    Hey 3:05.....your mother. Believe it or not, people have real life conversations and, oh man I know this may seem crazy but, use the same words...crazy right??

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:44pm

    I don't eat meat or fish

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:17pm

    its a monthiversary ha

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:52am

    2:15 guess what????? No one fucking cares what you have to say, you're just bitter because you probably can't survive a relationship. If people want to celebrate monthly anniversarys then let them, who the fuck cares?

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:51am

    This made me laugh out loud

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:50am

    Fucking thank you 8:09, someone normal on here