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  • ahhh my highschool boyfriend did that to me!!! i shoulda dumped him right there haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:36am
  • a friend of mine said this to me, now THAT is creepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:48pm
  • I think that's a pleasant observation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:06pm
  • And /that's/ how it didn't make it to 10 months.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:21pm
  • I always think about that!

    Submitted by musicman11 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Pretzels make me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:59am
  • someone fucked on the first date

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:08pm
  • omg! the exact same thing happened to me! Turned out that was creeper code talk for "I want you to have my baby"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:35am
  • I told the same thing to my boyfriend when we hit 9 months. He punched me in the stomach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:42pm
  • i think it was kind of like "we could've had a baby by now... thank god we didn't"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:45pm
  • i'm sorry, thats just HOW YOU MEASURE THINGS!! its has nothing to do with actually having babies, it just means its been nine months!! i do it with everything. time till xmas...etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:09am
  • Isn't this from secret girlfriend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:32am
  • are you giving him anal by now? Or is the poop chute still off limits?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:19pm
  • This would not work. Women are pregnant for 10 months, however they would have one in the oven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:01am
  • i did the same thing to my gf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:49am
  • Creepyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:12am
  • Lmao 2:08 ftw hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:46pm
  • It's not an anniversary if it hasn't been a year. Dumb asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:15pm
  • LMFAO sucks BUT HILARIOUSSAS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:27pm
  • At 9 months a baby is still developing it's lungs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:48pm
  • O_O haha break up now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:19am
  • This is totally from Lamebook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:05pm
  • In soviet Russia, babies have you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:00am
  • I love how there are two people claiming to be first and both are like 10th..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:31pm
  • oddly enough, i think i've said the same thing to my bf...my bad. :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:29am
  • At least he remembered the anniversary and you didn't have a baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:07pm
  • 1:04am that made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:54am
  • 3:03 I don't understand why you're such a terd cutter. How bout shutting the fuck up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:47am
  • Hahaha my boyfriend said the same thing on our 9 month weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Lmao sad thing is I would say the same thing :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:32pm
  • 4.45 learn to spell her name!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Haha! Happened to me. Had a baby right around our 10 month. It was pretty un-awesome at first but now I wouldn't trade it for anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Leave while you still can

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:23am
  • I'm Rick James bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:00am
  • I probably know this person, yay 401

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:13am
  • God! What a fucking dick!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:54am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:16am
  • 2:15 guess what????? No one fucking cares what you have to say, you're just bitter because you probably can't survive a relationship. If people want to celebrate monthly anniversarys then let them, who the fuck cares?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:52am
  • I saw this on lamebook I think!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Dang that's funny. Good idea ahah

    Submitted by babygirlnikki on Apr 11, 10 at 2:17am
  • Charles Rutherford for says when the babys born it won't b urs, it'll b a crack baby fathered by Tyrone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Hahaha this is my TFLN! Still with the boyfriend and like 2:45 said, we could've had one by now, but didn't and thank god for that. All in good fun guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:38am
  • hahahha omg this is really funny for me bc today is my 9 month anniversry and i told the same thing to my b4 hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Hahaha this is what I like to see, couples with a good sense of humor. Makes for a much healthier relationship

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:58am
  • I don't eat meat or fish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:44pm
  • sounds JUST like my boyfriend. I know he'll say the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:25am
  • its a monthiversary ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:17pm
  • This made me laugh out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:51am
  • I agree with 11:48, do not cock deprive women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:50am
  • Hey 3:05.....your mother. Believe it or not, people have real life conversations and, oh man I know this may seem crazy but, use the same words...crazy right??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:03am
  • Fucking thank you 8:09, someone normal on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:50am
  • ... i said that. not like an OMG BABYPLOX way, its just weird to think...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:09pm
  • My bf of 4 years said that to me @ 9 months. We now have a running joke about our "baby" and it's hypothetical upbringing. It's a toddler and learned language from its only playmates, Furbies. This is why we will never have real children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:04am
  • An anniversary is an annual thing. It's not a monthly thing. Why don't people understand?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:03am