im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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