Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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