2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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