That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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