My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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