garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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