yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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