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  • haha sadly, he was totally sober... oh, how I wish I was a lesbian. Anyone wanna turn me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:09am
  • "as a dude this embarasses my gender. I know where the fucking clit is....im the goddman clit commander. this is just unacceptable. There are tons of books on this stuff, you can't say the info isn't out there. Maybe instead of playing Halo 2 for a couple extra hours, pick up the Kama Sutra and actually read instead of jerking off to it. Fucking retards" thats a guy that knows what he's talking about lmao. I've actually had this happen to me. It would feel a lot better it they rubbed THE RIGHT STOP lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:44pm
  • They aren't mind readers, redirect their hand or vocalize. And when you do that they will be 10 times more aroused than before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:50pm
  • men: learn how to lick. women: learn how to properly maintain a motor vehicle. now we can all get along.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:47pm
  • ....831 does it again :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Been there. It shouldn't be too hard, they can look that stuff up on Wikipedia!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:30pm
  • yeah i was typing and didn't see the response, I have "the lowdown on going down", but i'd recommend "she comes first" for most guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:03am
  • hahaha Ok, so I posted this original comment, and I have to say that a) this website messed up my typing, but whatevs. b) I DID try to direct his hand to where it was, but he mistook me for wanting him to stop doing anything at all, and at that point I was so turned off that it made no difference. Bye-bye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:01pm
  • not worth it honey put your panties back on and walk away

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:00am
  • haha i was with a guy a loooong time ago who thought my clit was called the "g-spot..." thank god i'm a lesbian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:38pm
  • Me neither! I've never gotten off with a guy. I gotta do it all by myself. Oh well, maybe someday someone will blow my mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:08pm
  • that's so mean tho... this is the sweetest guy ever...he just needs a few helpful hints I guess...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:12am
  • I'm shocked that this has happened to so many women. Yikes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:24pm
  • unfortunately, this has happened to me as well. =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:45pm
  • ladies, please tell me that if a guy actually does this you call him a dumbshit and tell him to get the fuck out, then you tell all his friends what a shitty lay he is. HE WON'T LEARN OTHERWISE

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:43pm
  • its all about taking charge and showing what you want BUT how do guys not know from how much porn exists?! take a few tips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:17pm
  • You'd be surprised at how many guys do that... ...or maybe I should be surprised at how many morons I've slept with...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:57am
  • yeah.. i've been there.. stupid virgins

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:15am
  • haha well said 5:34 ! guys get a clue ! ughh no wonder i cant come :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Yeah. Been there. Too many times. Guys, watch a porno. Or google it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:19pm
  • if I heard this a month ago, i wouldn't have believed that that mistake could even happen..... sadly I learned the hard way it can... and does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:26pm
  • ugh, been in that situation before.. sucksssss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:14pm
  • HAHAHAHA --- WOW!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:11pm
  • Lol 5:34/11:40, look one post above you. I noticed it :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:44pm
  • i think the real question is: did this occur over pants, or under undies? if it was over the pants.. ok, that can happen if they were jeans... if it was in the panties... no excuse!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:37pm
  • i know exacly how that goes ,,some guys have no clue..haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:31pm
  • it's 831- SC and A-town and such, he was high, for sure!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:27am
  • This has sooo happened to me before! Haha..not fun at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:12pm
  • My god, i must be the luckiest girl ever. everyone ive ever been with always knew right where it was! i dont know what id do if that ever happened!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Seriously there are sooooo many guys that have no clue at all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:32pm
  • It sucks when they do that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:14pm
  • um... been battin 1.000 since 2003! I can honestly say i've never done that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:51am
  • "as a dude this embarasses my gender. I know where the fucking clit is....im the goddman clit commander. this is just unacceptable. There are tons of books on this stuff, you can't say the info isn't out there. Maybe instead of playing Halo 2 for a couple extra hours, pick up the Kama Sutra and actually read instead of jerking off to it. Fucking retards" Pretty sure this is an awesome comment. kudos! Bhahaha clit commander...so hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:35pm
  • i think this happens to every girl at least once...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:44pm
  • You coulda helped him out you cunt

    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 12, 10 at 10:47pm
  • "it's called a PELVIC bone you dumb dick! how's he supposed to know what he's doing if you don't even know your own damn body?!" "Pubic bone" is indeed the correct term for the part of the pelvis that protrudes between the legs. Nice try, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:31am
  • guy from 5:34 again, im going to point out to the guy who tried to be a smartass and call this chick out at 6:01, there isn't a pelvic bone, it's actually called the pubis, there isn't a "pelvic bone" it's the innominate bone and it's made up of three individual bones (ilium, ischium, and pubis), dick. im disappointed that no one has noted the jay and slient bob allusion. Philistines...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:40pm
  • story of my fucking LIFE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:48pm
  • it happened to me last weekend. ITS NOT THAT HARD TO FIND IT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:17pm
  • definitely something i have experienced, not sure if i should feel sorry for him or for myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:47am
  • I don't think the "pubic bone" as an actual body part...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Uhh, women don't like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:33am
  • I can't count how many times this has happened. I thought it was just me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:35am
  • how the hell do you miss that? how do you mix up bone and skin? he doesn't deserve to be attempting sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:40am
  • terrible and disgusting, poor d bags :[

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:31pm
  • it's called a PELVIC bone you dumb dick! how's he supposed to know what he's doing if you don't even know your own damn body?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:01pm
  • yeah; hate these nights. T.L. Experience happens to everyone = ]

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Holy crap... I always thought that I was the only person to have experienced this! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:48am
  • I'm right there with the last comment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:11pm
  • thank god i'm a lesbian :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:48am
  • as a dude this embarasses my gender. I know where the fucking clit is....im the goddman clit commander. this is just unacceptable. There are tons of books on this stuff, you can't say the info isn't out there. Maybe instead of playing Halo 2 for a couple extra hours, pick up the Kama Sutra and actually read instead of jerking off to it. Fucking retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:34pm
  • didnt he know something was supposed to get wet? But ladies in all fairness I have seriously gotten HJ's were she just swung it around like she was playing Battle Star Gallatica and BJ's which resulted in blood loss from scrapin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:25pm
  • But ya seriously guys suck in general at going down on women, its great for me cause im good at it :D Part 2 @5:34: Lol, Jay and silent bob strikes back!! Btw (long message eh?) girls if you want a guyt o be good, get him to read "The Lowdown on Going down" great book :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:25pm
  • The pitfalls of watching softcore porn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Ummm... This has never, ever happened to me, who are you all sleeping with?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:37am
  • oh my goodness. this could only happen to you! love 408

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:27am
  • happened to me the first time a guy went down there so unsatisfying

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Honestly, guys expect us to find their small dicks when they can't find our clits?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:52am
  • HAHAHAHAHA I love you :) Thank God it's you saying that <3 I need to come visit soon, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:39am
  • omg, i know exactly what that's like. how are they this clueless? the last time this happened he gave me a damn bruise by "pleasuring" me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:05pm
  • LEARN FROM THIS MEN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:30pm
  • HA. Happened to me last week! Douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:56am
  • MARRY ME @ 5:34. SERIOUSLY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:36pm
  • Try a non homosexual. Strait dudes w half a brain kno wut to rub on. U ladies r either very young or just have poor judgement. Or both.

    Submitted by jackdan on Jul 7, 10 at 5:00am
  • Santa Cruz!!! sadly this has happend to me quite a few times. The boys here are hot but real dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 1:29am
  • haha 5:34/11:40: Thanks for defending me. It was my error cuz I was trying to think of the correct term, but that's all I could come up with. Anyway, I think I'm giving up until I find someone who is equally passionate as I am, and who knows the the fuck they're doing :) haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:13am
  • I've had that happen to me and I started laughing and got up. I can only imagine him in bed... Yikes!!!

    Submitted by ksh on Dec 29, 10 at 6:32pm
  • This is totally unacceptable, but plz stop suggesting porn as a solution. No straight guy cares about any licking or fingering in a porn, even if it was the best guy in the world at doing it with the hottest chick in the world. It's always fast forward straight to the fucking, as it should be. Sometimes it's even fast forward past that to get to the anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:24pm
  • God, I hate when that shit happens. And it's like, I want to say "hey, that hurts. Do it the right way or dont touch me." but I just feel rude.

    Submitted by olliebaby93 on Jun 11, 10 at 6:33am
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