Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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