You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Randomize
