Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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