In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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