Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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