Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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Meanwhile the stripper is thinking "sometimes you just have to take the balding, snaggle-toothed guy in the Affliction shirt".
No, you do not. Fail.
theres quite a few of them in Portland...but i wouldn't take home any girl i found in a strip club. i like being STD free
Be better if that full stop was a comma.
seriously let out a chuckle.
Only problem is that she will perpetually look like she is distracted by something on the other side of the room...
Do* damn it all!
Some seedy strip clubs in Portland!
Gotta so what you gotta do son! - Dave Chapelle
Not always. Take the slap chop guy, Vince. He HAD to kiss the stripper. Look where that got him
Yep but with you every-time it's a guy and the strip club is called macho men.
Fucker till her eyes are straight !!
hell no haha
and youll take her std's too