Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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Meanwhile the stripper is thinking "sometimes you just have to take the balding, snaggle-toothed guy in the Affliction shirt".
No, you do not. Fail.
theres quite a few of them in Portland...but i wouldn't take home any girl i found in a strip club. i like being STD free
Be better if that full stop was a comma.
seriously let out a chuckle.
Only problem is that she will perpetually look like she is distracted by something on the other side of the room...
Do* damn it all!
Some seedy strip clubs in Portland!
Not always. Take the slap chop guy, Vince. He HAD to kiss the stripper. Look where that got him
Gotta so what you gotta do son! - Dave Chapelle
Fucker till her eyes are straight !!
hell no haha
and youll take her std's too
Yep but with you every-time it's a guy and the strip club is called macho men.