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  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Mar 24, 11 at 2:50am

    Meanwhile the stripper is thinking "sometimes you just have to take the balding, snaggle-toothed guy in the Affliction shirt".

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 23, 11 at 4:12pm

    No, you do not. Fail.

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    Submitted by randomchic on Mar 23, 11 at 5:38pm

    theres quite a few of them in Portland...but i wouldn't take home any girl i found in a strip club. i like being STD free

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    Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 3:32pm

    Only problem is that she will perpetually look like she is distracted by something on the other side of the room...

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    Submitted by ojg15 on Mar 23, 11 at 7:21pm

    Be better if that full stop was a comma.

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      Submitted by colan08 on Mar 25, 11 at 12:25am

      seriously let out a chuckle.

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    Submitted by 505_MoUsE_rAt on Mar 23, 11 at 6:04pm

    Do* damn it all!

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    Submitted by mk3racer on Mar 23, 11 at 11:16pm

    Some seedy strip clubs in Portland!

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    Submitted by knowledge_100 on Mar 24, 11 at 10:17pm

    Fucker till her eyes are straight !!

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    Submitted by jerm69anl on Mar 23, 11 at 8:26pm

    and youll take her std's too

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    Submitted by 505_MoUsE_rAt on Mar 23, 11 at 5:56pm

    Gotta so what you gotta do son! - Dave Chapelle

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    Submitted by mitaku on Mar 25, 11 at 9:24am

    Not always. Take the slap chop guy, Vince. He HAD to kiss the stripper. Look where that got him

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    Submitted by Diggity_Dawg on Mar 24, 11 at 12:22am

    Yep but with you every-time it's a guy and the strip club is called macho men.

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    Submitted by MrFrenchFrye on Mar 24, 11 at 1:02pm

    hell no haha

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    Submitted by Charlie_Sheen on Mar 23, 11 at 8:42pm

    I agree.