I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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