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  • 34 28
    Submitted by blahshutup on Sep 1, 13 at 9:48am

    Stop jerkin it in his waiting room...

  • 28 19
    Submitted by Johnny_D on Aug 31, 13 at 5:02pm

    Because your therapist is keeping a "close" eye on you...

  • 27 21
    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 2, 13 at 2:51pm

    The better question is how fucked up in the head are you that your therapist calling YOU?

  • 24 29
    Submitted by lurky_mclurk on Sep 1, 13 at 8:41am

    Maybe it's Dr. Tobias F√ľnke, Analrapist!

  • 24 29
    Submitted by hogfish on Aug 31, 13 at 6:58am

    Because you're part of a secret project and there's a chip inside your head- the little one.

  • 22 43
    Submitted by dilla on Aug 31, 13 at 9:47am

    no mystery if you frequently masterbate