So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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