nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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