the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
