We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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